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dackel ([personal profile] dackel) wrote2024-09-08 09:39 pm

08-09-2024 Alternative für Dackel

Под утро приснился сон, что я основала партию с названием Alternative für Dackel. Проснувшись, задумалась о своей биографии.

У нас всё хорошо, но записывать события и мысли нет ни времени, ни сил.
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[personal profile] juan_gandhi 2024-09-08 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Аплодисменты. А программа партии?

Alternative für Dackel (AfD) Party Program
1. Dachshund Welfare First
1.1. Comprehensive Healthcare for All Dachshunds

Ensure that all dachshunds have access to high-quality veterinary care, including regular check-ups, vaccinations, dental care, and emergency services.
Establish a network of "Dachshund Health Clinics" offering free or subsidized services for low-income dachshund families.
1.2. Support for Senior Dachshunds

Introduce a "Golden Years Program" to provide special care and support for aging dachshunds, including pain management, mobility aids, and specialized diets.
2. Dachshund Rights & Freedoms
2.1. Equal Rights for All Dachshunds

Advocate for dachshunds to have the same legal protections as other pets, ensuring they are treated with respect and dignity.
Campaign for stricter penalties against abuse and neglect of dachshunds.
2.2. Dachshund Representation in Media

Promote positive and accurate portrayals of dachshunds in media and advertising, showcasing their intelligence, bravery, and loyalty.
3. Education & Training
3.1. Dachshund-Friendly Training Programs

Develop and promote dachshund-specific training programs that respect their unique characteristics and natural instincts.
Encourage positive reinforcement techniques and discourage harsh training methods.
3.2. Dachshund Owners Education

Launch educational initiatives for current and prospective dachshund owners on responsible ownership, including proper nutrition, exercise, and understanding dachshund behavior.
4. Dachshund-Friendly Infrastructure
4.1. Public Spaces for Dachshunds

Increase the number of dachshund-friendly parks and recreational areas, including designated off-leash zones where they can safely play and socialize.
Ensure that public transport and accommodations are accessible and welcoming to dachshunds.
4.2. Dachshund Safety in Urban Areas

Implement safety measures in urban environments, such as secure fencing in public areas, better street crossings, and designated dachshund rest areas.
5. Dachshund Culture & Community
5.1. Dachshund Festivals and Events

Organize annual dachshund parades, festivals, and community events to celebrate the breed and bring together dachshund lovers from all walks of life.
5.2. Dachshund History and Heritage

Promote the history and heritage of the dachshund breed through museums, exhibitions, and educational programs.
6. Economic Support for Dachshund Owners
6.1. Dachshund Family Assistance

Provide financial support and tax incentives for families who adopt or care for multiple dachshunds, particularly those rescued from shelters.
6.2. Small Business Support

Support dachshund-related small businesses, such as specialty pet stores, groomers, and breeders, by offering grants and tax breaks.
7. Environmental Responsibility
7.1. Eco-Friendly Products for Dachshunds

Promote the use of sustainable, eco-friendly products for dachshunds, including biodegradable poop bags, organic food, and environmentally friendly toys.
7.2. Conservation Efforts

Support environmental conservation efforts that protect the natural habitats of wild animals and reduce the impact of urbanization on dachshund-friendly areas.
8. International Dachshund Solidarity
8.1. Global Dachshund Alliance

Form alliances with international dachshund organizations to promote dachshund welfare worldwide and share best practices.
8.2. Rescue and Adoption Initiatives

Encourage international rescue and adoption initiatives to help dachshunds in need, particularly in regions where they face neglect or mistreatment.

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[personal profile] gingeriana 2024-09-09 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
аббревиатура только вот уже занята
(и репутация у неё не оч)